From the monthly archives: May 2012
Maybe it is an art, and some people are just the Picassos and Dalis of parallel parking.
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“A Mach 5? Son, when I was your age, we hadn’t even broken Mach 1.”
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Dante failed to mention in The Inferno that the first circle of Hell is actually a massive bar that has nothing but low-cal lifestyle beers on tap.
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Memorial Day is supposed to be a day of remembrance for all of the fighting men and women who gave their lives in the defense of the United States and everything that this incredible nation stands for.
So when did it become [...]
This image is from a 100% genuine US Patent. Ahem:
“To whom it may concern:
Be it known that I, Harold K. Birkestol, a citizen of the United States, residing at Arlington, county of Snohomish, and State of Washington, have invented a new, original, [...]
If only beer worked like Coral Snakes, then we’d remember which ones were good and which ones were bad. The good ones are red-black-yellow-black-red… right?
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At top speed, a grizzly bear can hit about 40 mph. Usain Bolt can do about 27 mph, by comparison. There’s no way you’re outrunning the bear, so you better hit the treadmill and beat your camping buddy’s PR. Unless your camping buddy is [...]
It was crunch time. Lucas had just returned from the crate-manufacturer with over two dozen crates fresh from our local manufacturer—so fresh, in fact, that the glue was still drying on some of them. Jon and Sam had spent the morning prepping the contents for each crate and [...]
