From the monthly archives: December 2011
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #10 – Other Gifts for Men Suck
OK. Just to recap, we’ve already covered 9 great reasons to give a Man Crate:
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #9 – High Five Guarantee
Part of the fun of giving a gift is seeing the reaction on the person’s face when they open it. You’ve probably had an awkward situation where you receive, or worse yet, give a [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #8 – Defense against Zombies
Zombies? Really? That’s where we’re going with this top 10 list? Yes. It is. And it just could save your life.
In the event of a Zombie apocalypse, choosing the [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #7 – Listen to our Customers
Our customers. Who knows better than those guys? Nobody. That’s who. So here are some direct quotes from some of the lucky recipients and senders of Man Crates.
“My friend and I are [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #6 – Zero Embarrassment Factor
Send the typical gift basket to his office and this is how he’ll feel:
Now, of course, he’ll never actually tell you this, but rest assured, you’re killing his manhood. He might as well [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #5 – 100% Man-Approved Goods
Lets clear something up right off the bat. These things are called Man Crates. MAN CRATES. Emphasis on MAN. We don’t put anything in our crates that guys don’t love. We’re big foodies ourselves [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #4 – Badass Wooden Crate
So most gift baskets for men come with a variety of options. Cardboard box, popcorn cup, metal pail, wicker basket… Bleh. Nothing even comes close to this bad-boy:
Boom! Fashioned after old-school army [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #3 – Crowbar included
Remember when you were a kid and you got a nicely wrapped present? Remember how you gently pulled the tape off, carefully unwrapping it to avoid tearing the beautiful wrapping paper? Yeah, neither do we. [...]
10 Reasons to Give a Man Crate
Reason #2 – No Filler
Take a look at one of the “gift baskets for men” from one of our competitors. Try, if you will, to ignore the ridiculous bow and ribbons as well as all the cellophane that
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Pop Quiz time: What do all the images below have in common?
If you guessed the right answer: NO GUYS WANTS THEM, you’re dead on. Come on, lets face it – bows, ribbons, cellophane and pretty wrapping [...]
